college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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