i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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