I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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