I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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