I must be too annoying 4 u.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm going to jail i love you
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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