The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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