Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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