Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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