yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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