Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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