She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
smell my finger.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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