The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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