Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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