I'm so fucking centered right now
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
is it fun? or sober?
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