Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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