last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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