there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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