dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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