You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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