I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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