so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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