How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
This house was built for laser tag.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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