I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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