I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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