so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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