Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Is it because I queefed?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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