Only a mothe r could love this liver
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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