...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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