just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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