Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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