check it out our google latitudes are spooning
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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