we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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