he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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