I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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