Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize