We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
the day after is always just damage control
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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