Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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