Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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