i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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