No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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