I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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this will be a night to untag.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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