i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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