sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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