I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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