if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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