just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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