Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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