And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I lost the right to judge tonight
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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