i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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