i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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